Score: 8

"Not bad!"

submission: Jungle Defense

date: January 21, 2008

Upon opening this game up, I was instantly hit with the impression that it was just another generic defense-type game, but after some brief keyboard exploration I was surprised to see that you can actually DO STUFF.

The armoured vehicle handles pretty nicely and the sound the machine gun makes is strangely satisfying, but the inability to kill enemies by running them down was a but bewildering. I understand it may take the challenge down a few notches, but I can't help but feel like I've been cheated when I run a soldier down at full speed without any visual feedback whatsoever.

The level design wasn't exactly what I'd call intuitive; in the sense that if you added more obstacles, destructible environmental elements or even based the maps around objectives/missions as opposed to foam-at-the-mouth mouse-mashing it would probably uphold a bit more longevity/replay value. The engine is nice, but I just can't shake the feeling that it's not being used to its full potential.

Overall, a pretty decent defence game. It doesn't bring anything new to the table, but it exceeded my expectations.

Score: 0

"This is absolutely awful."

submission: My sprite flash 4

date: January 18, 2008

I'm not sure where you were trying to go with this, but it bores me to tears. There's no real animation or sound to speak of, the dialogue is disjointed/boring and the sprites aren't even rendered properly. There's not much more I can say about it.

Score: 0

"Huh?"

submission: ~BB~ [SG] UNITE!

date: November 13, 2007

Bomb Brigade? Shades Gang? What the hell are these things?

Score: 3

"Perplexing."

submission: :: Black Magic Metal ::

date: October 26, 2007

If you sought out to simply pour another sizable volume of vomit into the tepid sea of bodily discharge that Newgrounds has become, then let me congratulate you on doing so. From start to finish, this film is a cavalcade of mediocre racism and sexual innuendo, accompanied by a script which sounds and feels like it was written by a twelve year old, stiff animation and dreadful voice acting. I can't exactly say I've watched many of your films, but after subjecting myself to this painfully unoriginal, conceptual nightmare, I'm quite sure I'm not missing much, as anything exhaled from and individual such as yourself is sure to be just more of the same. I digress.

After sitting through the whole film, I was somewhat perplexed. At times you seem to take a genuine approach, detailing your xenophobic views on African Americans (if not to quickly justify doing so, moments later with a derogatory remark directed at white folks) and other times you just seem to be pissing about, killing time until the clock runs out with tired and predictable sex-related gags. Despite your intentions, either way you exacerbate the lack of quality found in the final product.

It's bad. There's not much more I can say about it.

Seriously. That's it.

Score: 4

"There's not much I can say about this."

submission: Army of Destruction

date: October 21, 2007

It's well programmed, the graphics are lovely, the story is okay -- I guess. Everything about this game should probably warrant a decent score. BUT, let me ask you this: How many fucking games have we played like this now? Jesus Christ! What's next? A colourful game where we guide our mouse pointer through a maze?

When I opened this game, it really looked like it was going to be something new, but suddenly I'm given a crosshair and some generic looking bad guys begin waltzing across the screen to a target that I'm supposed to protect. This premise has been done to death. It's so painfully tired and dried up that I can't even find it entertaining.

Sorry, but this game puts me to sleep.

Score: 10

"Neato."

submission: Breadfruit Chronicles II

date: December 24, 2005

Highly swell. Accept for the voices, I honestly hope that wasn't really -vozz's voice.

Cheers.

~Bedn

Score: 10

"Smashing!"

submission: Clock Topics

date: November 23, 2005

Much better than the original, infact. Clocks = <3

Score: 9

"Not bad."

submission: Six Shooter 005

date: November 23, 2005

I for one found it quite decent.

Score: 10

"yes yes yes"

submission: The Clocktone Genius

date: November 21, 2005

This movie was most certainly swell.

Score: 8

":."

submission: The Origin of Jesus

date: November 21, 2005

Pretty decent.